Since the last couple of days got so filled with activities that I didn’t get any time to write, this will most likely be a monstrously long post – but bear with me, and you shall be rewarded duly (with even more text! yay!)… Okay, maybe not so long after all because I’ve more or less forgotten everything that happened before the trip home. But alright, here goes.
After another very tired breakfast everyone headed out to Lodz on Friday morning. Before the buses showed up the organisers decided to try and count everyone to make sure all 81 students were there, which was considerably harder than one might first think. Several tries and failures later they actually managed to reach the number 81 by making us all go, like a flock of sheep, between two counting students. The buses were late, but eventually we were off to Lodz where the first stop was the Technical University. Together with some local Lodz students we held and participated in The Baltic Debate, which was a modified version of an Oxford Debate so that it would accomodate more than 100 students. This was quite the experiment, but I have to say that it went really well and was just as fun and interesting!
A short pro/con milk debate warmed us up for the real topic on nuclear power. At heart I’m really more pro than against (at least instead of fossile fuels until we can utilise sustainable and renewable energy to replace it), but had managed to put myself on the con team (“con team” sort of gives bad associations in my head, but never mind) through some accident, which made it even more interesting as it became sort of a role play as well. Our team won anyhow (obviously, since they had my brilliant intellect on their side), much thanks to the student who hijacked my computer some days back and who later became elected as the new student representative for BUP as well – very well earned I have to say! Good speaker and slightly mad (just like me! Though I’m slightly less frantic and a bit more boring when speaking) – awesome combo.
Anyhow (hey, it’s all coming back to me when I start writing, I think I’ll manage to produce quite the monster of a post after all), following the lunch once the debate was over, the next stop was the Public Higher School of Film (the study place of famous Polish directors such as Kieslowski and Polanski) where, after some initial confusion (such as everyone being forced to enter and leave the bus twice for some strange reason (we suspected a conspiracy)) we were all placed in a really cool old cinema where some old and new movies produced by students of the school were shown. I have to say, they were really good, and all of them had something in them that made them well worth watching. “Kurwa” will in my mind forever be associated with an animated fly – laughed my ass off.
The bus then drove us all to Manufaktura, a huge shopping/entertainment center that also houses a textile museum that I didn’t visit. We got about two hours of free time, most of which was spent taking a lot of photos with some other students, as well as exploring Manufaktura. Then followed the infamous one-hour march that took us to the restaurant where dinner was to be had, but by this time I was so friggin’ hungry that my stomach just hurt and couldn’t eat nearly as much as I otherwise would’ve >.< Oh, and after seeing the regular main course I temporarily became vegetarian since that option was quite a lot better. It was a nice evening though, with lots of socialising and even celebrations and cake since one of the organising people had his birthday that day. Evening finished with a bus ride back home around 23, and once I'd caught up with the internet a little the time was already around 2 am, so yet another night of too little sleep. See a pattern?
Saturday, the last and final day of the conference, begun with lectures by two german professors (one on Green Power which was quite good actually, and one on biodiversity which way heavy with statistics and thus unfortunately rather uninteresting), then panel debate and lunch, followed by a visit to the arboretum (I went on the Polish-speaking tour and understood about as many of the nature-related words and names of different kinds of trees as I thought I wood – that is, very few) and another lecture (analysis of the COP15 meeting in Copenhagen, also quite interesting). We finished off the afternoon with practical issues like electing the new student representative for the BUP board, as well as some other things.
We also had to deal with how to actually get home the following day, seeing as all flights to and from Sweden were cancelled, so everyone from Sweden, Denmark and Finland got together and discussed the alternatives. The Uppsala delegation (mainly consisting of organisers, including the BUP network manager who is just about the most amazingly kind and awesome woman I have ever met) had been thinking of renting a bus to take them back home through Denmark, but that turned out to be too expensive and in the end it was decided that I, together with the 5 Danes that I took responsibility for getting home safely (since I can actually speak Polish), were to take the train from Warsaw to Swinoujscie and then the Ferry to Copenhagen, while the Swedish and Finnish delegations would take the train to Gdansk – where they actually had to stay a night extra ’cause the ferry was full – and then the ferry from there (most other delegations weren't actually dependent upon flight to get home, and could thus actually travel as planned). This resulted in that we had to take the bus to Warsaw at 6 am to be sure to catch our train, which made some of us consider simply staying up all night instead of sleeping. Most of the evening and night was then spent partying, including bonfire, bigos, beer and socialising. The green power german professor even played guitar and was really cool (and that's probably the first time I call someone over 50 cool, though, in all honesty, Sean Connery is over 70 and about as cool as one can be)!
It was an awesome fun party anyhow, and around 3 am I realised it was probably better to really do stay awake the entire night, so I simply showered and started packing, and then went to make sure everyone were up and getting prepared to leave around 5.30 (which was needed). Amazingly enough, we actually got away at 6.00 as planned (after some rather grumpy remarks from me and a slightly dictatorial behaviour – l've started seeing a pattern in my mood in early mornings following all-nighters, last time was the 24-hour case competition Uppdrag24 where I acted rather simiarly; I think it was pretty beneficial both times though), and arrived at Warszawa Zachodnia a full two hours before the train was going to leave. On the way to the station the Danes got the brilliant (note the irony, though to be honest it wasn’t really a bad idea, it just felt annoying (which was further enhanced by lack of sleep) to change all the plans and I had a feeling it wouldn’t work) idea to try and get a taxi to drive us all the way to Denmark.
Several telephone calls later this turned out to by a very expensive way of travel (approximately 1500 euro or so), so in the end we called and booked cabins for the ferry (which we hadn’t been sure we’d get places on, and the next one didn’t leave until Tuesday) and then purchased the train tickets (I have to say, the train ticket office at Warszawa Zachodnia is very well hidden) according to the original plan. While waiting for the train to arrive, a few of the Danes had their first experience with Polish fast food. More on Polish fast food later, let’s just leave it now knowing that it was not the best gastronomical experience they had experienced (and I can’t say that my so called gulasch was much better).
The train was, in accordance with typical Polish customs, late, but thankfully enough only 10 minutes or so. Then began the 6,5 hour ride to Szczecin Dabie (which some of you may remember from my last visit in Poland as the miserable place where I was stuck for two hours due to the first train being terribly late). It started off with watching Shutter Island (I tried really hard to not fall asleep, but I did fade out a couple of times), and the remaining 4,5 hours were spent mostly sleeping – as a result the ride went by fairly quickly (at least according to me). As it were, Szczecin Dabie would not play nice with me this time either. Upon asking the ticket office lady (and I have to say, Polish sense of service is basically non-existant, and a majority of the time they just make you feel like a nuisance (not to mention that they’re straight out rude on occasion)) which platform the train would leave from she said something about our tickets not being valid for that train, but I decided hope that she was simply wrong and if not then I would take that battle with the conductor.
Naturally, she wasn’t wrong. Apparently, our ticket wasn’t valid for the slow-train we had to take, but only for direct trains from Warsaw to Swinoujscie; there’s a big problem with this though, namely that direct trains to Swinoujscie from Warsaw only leave once per day, and that’s at 23 in the evening. The one at fault was thus the ticket lady in Warsaw who’d messed something up, but that didn’t change anything, and in accordance with Polish bureaucracy we were forced to purchase new tickets for the ride from Szczecin Dabie to Swinoujscie (even though there was an awesomely kind old lady and man who supported our case against the conductor, and the lady even wanted to pay for the new tickets (we obviously didn’t let her, but it was a really moving gesture)). The conductor was still somewhat helpful though and made it so that we could hand in our invalid tickets in Swinoujscie and get a little money back from the part of the ticket that we didn’t use (an amazing 3,33 zloty out of roughly 45 per ticket!).
Once in Swinoujscie it was about time to have dinner, and since we didn’t have enough time to go over to the actual town of Swinoujscie, we had to stay at the harbour and train station side that only has some “bars” to choose from when it comes to food. Now, there’s something you have to understand about Polish fast food. First of all, the most common place to buy it is in (as mentioned) so called “bars”, which most of the time are private non-chain establishments that range from horrible to okay in standard. Secondly, they all serve the same stuff – hamburgers, pizzas, kebab, french fries (or frytki as they’re called in Polish) and all that schtuff. Thirdly, they all taste pretty much the same (= rather bad). Lastly, they consist of about 50 percent cabbage and 20 percent ketchup and mayonnaise (cabbage part is not true for pizza and fries, but ketchup and mayonnaise unfortunately is), with the remaining 30 percent being what you’d actually expect from a hamburger in for example Sweden. Now I’ve been in Poland enough times to be used to this, but apparently not enough times to remember it (not to mention that I tend to stay away from fast food joints to begin with), thus we sat down at one of the bars and ordered kebabs, pizza, hamburger and fries (we didn’t really have much of a choice anyway). Having experienced something similar earlier that day didn’t really make it any better for the ones who’d eaten “breakfast” in Warsaw, and as a result a lot of laughter about the absurdity of it all, as well as whining, ensued. It seems to have been quite a trauma to be honest; I’m not sure they’ll ever really recover fully.
Wow, 2000 words and counting. This is a friggin’ essay. Told you it’d be long. Best to finish it off then: the 12 hour ferry ride home went well, and while the cabins were pretty expensive, it was easily worth it just for the bed. I slept like a rock, and at 8 we arrived as scheduled in Copenhagen, leaving only a simple train ride home from Österport. Total travelling time: 28 hours. It was an ardous trip, and on occasion I felt like I was travelling with 5 children, but I have to say that it was immensely much fun and I actually prefer it to flying (doing it alone wouldn’t have been nearly as fun). I still hear Danish voices in my head though, and annoyingly enough I don’t know what some of them are saying.
All in all (speaking of the entire trip and not just the return one), it was an amazing experience and the only thing I regret is going back home to Sweden and everyday life. I already miss everyone back there and it feels really empty without them. But such is life, and I’ll just have to attend more BUP conferences in the future!
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Tags: adventure, conference, fast food, Poland, polish, travel